Funny quotes i found

"I did not hit you...I just high fived your face."



"A friend would lend you her umbrella, a best friend would steal yours and yell RUNBITCHRUN!"



"If you were gas in my butt, I would never fart for fear of losing you, because your the shit."



"I just want you to know that if a jellyfish ever stung you, I would pee on you."



"It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces."



"When you call us bitches, we look at each other and crack up laughing because we knew that WAYYYYY before you did."



"Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone."



"Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they are famous. My friends and I walk on toilet paper because we are the Shit."



"Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory."



"There is a report of a drunk and a naked person riding a big wheel on main street. Do you need me to come and get you again."



"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause. Have you ever noticed how all our problems start with MEN?"



"If you think I'm screwed up...You should meet the rest of my family."



"I'm prolly the coolest dork you'll ever meet."



"I wish my lawn was EMO, then it would cut itself."



"Some people are like slinkies, they are really good for nothing. But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."



"Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you."



"SHHHH...I'm hiding form the stupid people. AW shit I guess you found me."



"Dear Santa, can I have the numbers of the boys on the naughty list?"



"SHORT!Less likely to die in a lightning storm."



I have dis...dislock...dislec. I CANT SPELL!"



"I've built a wall not to keep people out. But to see who loves me enough to climb over it."



"People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was."



"You think I'm a bitch. You should meet my mom."



"Lord give me the strength to accept fucktards I cannot change."



"Don't make someone a priority in your life if your just an option in there's."

"The worst way to miss someone is when they are standing rite next to you and you know you can't have them."

"You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only option you have."

"Just because he is good at lying..doesnt mean you should fall for his bullshit."

"Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in a drought...useless and disapointing."

"Move on. Its a chapter in the past. But dont just close the book, just turn the page."

"Some say holding on is what makes you strong.But sometimes it takes much more strength to just let it go and move on."

"I want to feel your touch on my skin. I want to hear your voice whisper in my ear. I want you to hurt like i have been hurting. I wish fairytales were true because you would have saved my heart not broken it in 2."

"Got a problem with me?solve it.Think IM tripping?tie my shoes.Cant stand me?sit back down.Cant face me?turn around."

"Love at first sight is often cured by taking a second look."

"Your the only reason I'm still singing but when that last song comes your the last note anyone will ever hear...your that unforgetable."

"So many things I want to say...i cant lie or ill laugh but when i tell the truth you walk away."

"I wanted you then I want you now and if I dont love you in the future...You'll know you either fucked up big time or I walked into way to many poles...for your sake you better hope its the poles because Im not worth losing."

LaLaLa....

This weekend is kinda a big deal for me...I am talking to Rebecca again and she is giving me this weird makeover thing. I am so happy for her engagement and I just know that its going to last. Im going with the whole group tonnight to see My Bloody Valentine in 3D. Its the largest group we have ever taken to the movies but I am still gonna have fun. I got some new clothes and a new pair of boots so I am so excited. I got 7 new pairs of boot and some gym clothes for Monday....OMG if you reading this then you so need to go to youtube and look up:Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday it is hilarious!!!

School sucks

OK well i believe it was like Wednesday when i had Anna tell the guy i like i like him and it was kinda weird...I went to his basketball game and i had a lot of fun hanging out with Abby (p) and Sara(h) Clark and we were laughing and fooling around...listening to hakuna matata.lol anyway he came to sit by us when the JV game was over...we were still fooling around when Abby thew some Swedish fish at Eric and then by third quarter there were Sharpes, and chips, and water bottles being thrown all over that corner. Then over by the back door some weird owengage kid was staring at me it was pretty creepy. Then the very first thing that the guy i like said to me in like three full months was "nobody likes you"


I swear I wanted to go home and get run over by a car it hurt so bad...ugh it still bugs me when i think about it....WA

Hate!

Is a really strong word and you should only use it when you really mean the emotion not just spurr of the moment. Well I don't hate my mom, just what she is making me do. She set me up on a blind date and I have to go. I'm still feeling depressed so I don't want to go but if it will prove to my mom that I don't need antidepressants or a therapist...His name is Ethan(total balding middle aged man name) and he goes to church with my grandma. Apparently there is some kinda new years dance at some place in rochester or romeo and i have to get ll dressed up...i just want to curl up in a ball and pass out...great way to spend the last saturday of break

UGH!!!

I swear to god I might kill myself before Monday. I miss everyone like crazy and it doesn't help that my parents think I'm medically depressed and needs medication...Well I guess that I have been kinda depressed this last week. So much has happened to me that I couldn't control. I've maybe gotten close to three hours of sleep for the past four nights and I'm always freezing. Normally I have naturally strange dreams and now I've had the same one multiple times it is starting to scare me. Special thanks to Anna S. because of her wisdom I learned something that is probably the cause of my traumatic dreams(Baaaah). There has only been two people that I truly want to talk to and not being able to is getting really annoying. Sometimes I wish that I would have just stayed with Chadd to make my life easier. With him it was a lot simpler even with the scarier possibilities of what my life would be right now. I don't want school to start and I don't want break to continue...







I just don't know what to do...I have to make a change in pattern because it's starting to hurt way to much.